"Low Man Wins!!"

Ah, the great outdoors!! Little man has enjoyed the sunshine so much lately. He's like the dogs when you say "outside", his little face lights up, yet of all the ways he's like Jared, I'm afraid he's showing a slight sign of my OCD. He doesn't like to touch the grass, yikes. He will sit on the blanket or on the grass as long as he has pants on, but try to make him crawl, NO WAY! As soon as his little hands hit the grass, he has a most disgusted look on his face. I've only heard horror stories of my little "quirks" as a child.......1.)Socks - ya know that little "line" across the toes? Oh no. I had no part in that, HATED IT. I believe my mom almost lost her mind several days, just by trying to put my socks on?? Sorry, Mom! 2.)Sand - if it ever got above my ankles....to the shower I went. And you need not think I had any part of it being in my bathing suit, NO WAY. I can remember anytime I sat in the sand or got in the ocean, I would go up to the house, rinse off in the outside shower and change into a brand new bathing suit. Is payback coming my way?!?!?!?!?!